Wooden Plant Markers

WOODEN PLANT MARKERS
 
Oh dear ... we found these far more funny than we should when we designed them!
 
These wooden plant markers are available in two styles - Funny or Sweary (and they are VERY sweary, so please don't judge us!)
 
Both are laser engraved with phrases for the gardener or perhaps more fittingly, for the non-gardener, and then lacquered.
 
Cut from oak finished MDF they measure approximately 18cm wide x 1.5 cm high.
 
The phrases on the funny ones read:
 
Probably dead
A plant
Another plant
Something green
Please don't die
Did I plant this?
Might be a weed
Dying of thirst
Not a clue
Alive ... just
 
The Sweary set reads:
 
Don't die you wanker
Somefucking plant
Another fucking plant
Temperamental twat
WTF is this?
Probably a bastarding weed
FFS! Water me!
No fucking clue
Holy shit, I'm still alive!
 
When ordering PLEASE MAKE SURE YOU SELECT THE CORRECT SET!
 

Please note - each plant marker is individually engraved and wood, being a natural substance, has different textures, grain and knots and the engraving process can be lighter or darker, depending on these characteristics. The picture is representative of the markers you'll receive.